The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Wil Lutz
Wil Lutz · DEN · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Lutz. Lutz does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Lutz's week
- Lutz kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Lutz tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
86%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Lutz drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Wil Lutz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wil Lutz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wil Lutz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.