The Upright Hex of Wil Lutz
Wil Lutz · DEN · K
“A mysterious flag erases Lutz's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Lutz's week
- Lutz kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Lutz is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
89%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Lutz's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Wil Lutz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wil Lutz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wil Lutz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.