The Upright Hex of Wil Lutz
Wil Lutz · DEN · K
“Lutz is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Lutz's week
- The broadcast shows Lutz on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Lutz's stadium. Only over Lutz.
85%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Lutz's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Wil Lutz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wil Lutz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wil Lutz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.