The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Wil Lutz
Wil Lutz · DEN · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Lutz. Lutz does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Lutz's week
- Lutz will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Lutz is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
74%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Lutz drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Wil Lutz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wil Lutz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wil Lutz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.