The Doink Hex of Wil Lutz
Wil Lutz · DEN · K
“Lutz will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Lutz's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Lutz's stadium. Only over Lutz.
- Lutz gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
81%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Lutz drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Wil Lutz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wil Lutz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wil Lutz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.