The Upright Hex of Wil Lutz
Wil Lutz · DEN · K
“The broadcast shows Lutz on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Lutz's week
- Lutz is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Lutz's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
73%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Lutz, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Wil Lutz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wil Lutz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wil Lutz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.