The Fumble Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Marks loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
90%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Marks's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.