The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“Charbonnet is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- The broadcast shows Charbonnet on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Charbonnet's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
88%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single tear from a Titans fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Charbonnet, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.