The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“Charbonnet's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Charbonnet gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Charbonnet's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.