The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“Charbonnet will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Charbonnet gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
90%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Charbonnet's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.