The Late Scratch Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“Charbonnet is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Charbonnet's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
88%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Charbonnet's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.