The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“Charbonnet gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Charbonnet sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
73%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Charbonnet drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.