The Phantom Flag Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“Charbonnet's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Charbonnet gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Charbonnet's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.