The Snap Count Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Charbonnet is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
87%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Charbonnet, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.