The Fumble Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“Charbonnet will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Charbonnet gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
89%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Charbonnet's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.