The Fumble Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“Charbonnet loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Charbonnet goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
77%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Charbonnet's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.