The Mystery Tweak Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“Charbonnet gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Charbonnet gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Charbonnet's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.