The Fumble Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Charbonnet gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Charbonnet is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
77%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Charbonnet's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.