The Stuffed Run Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“Charbonnet sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Charbonnet gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Charbonnet's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.