The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“Coach says Charbonnet is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Charbonnet loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
87%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Charbonnet's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.