The Mystery Tweak Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Charbonnet's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Charbonnet finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
75%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Charbonnet drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.