The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“Coach says Charbonnet is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Charbonnet is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
87%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Charbonnet, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.