The Garbage-Time Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“Coach says Charbonnet is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Charbonnet breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
88%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Charbonnet's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.