The Phantom Flag Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“Charbonnet gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Charbonnet gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Charbonnet is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
84%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Charbonnet's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.