The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“Charbonnet's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Charbonnet finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
76%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Charbonnet scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.