The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“Charbonnet gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Charbonnet gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
79%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Charbonnet, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.