The Mystery Tweak Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Charbonnet's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Charbonnet's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
79%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Charbonnet, Charbonnet, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.