The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Charbonnet's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Coach says Charbonnet is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
81%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Charbonnet's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.