The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“Charbonnet gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Charbonnet gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
88%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Charbonnet's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.