The Garbage-Time Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“Charbonnet gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Charbonnet gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
79%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Charbonnet's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.