The Mystery Tweak Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“Charbonnet gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Charbonnet is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
78%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Charbonnet's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.