The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.
- Charbonnet loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
81%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Charbonnet scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.