The Hamstring Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“Charbonnet breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Charbonnet will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
80%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Charbonnet drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.