The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“Charbonnet sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Charbonnet tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
82%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Charbonnet, Charbonnet, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.