The Fumble Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Charbonnet's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Coach says Charbonnet is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Charbonnet gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
72%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Charbonnet, Charbonnet, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.