The Mystery Tweak Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“Charbonnet gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Charbonnet gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
75%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Charbonnet's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.