The Garbage-Time Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“Ref: "Number Charbonnet, that's a flag." Charbonnet: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Charbonnet gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
87%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Charbonnet drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.