The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“Charbonnet is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Charbonnet gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Charbonnet drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.