The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“Charbonnet's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Charbonnet will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
75%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Charbonnet, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.