The Shank Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
- Gonzalez is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
76%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Gonzalez, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.