The Wind Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Gonzalez trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
72%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Gonzalez's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.