The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Jones Sr. breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
85%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jones Sr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.