The Hamstring Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr. breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr. gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Jones Sr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
85%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jones Sr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.