The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr. gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr. goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Jones Sr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
80%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Jones Sr., Jones Sr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.