The Fumble Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Ref: "Number Jones Sr., that's a flag." Jones Sr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Jones Sr. gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
86%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jones Sr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.