The Hamstring Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr. is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr. rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Jones Sr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UTEP's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jones Sr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.