The Phantom Flag Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Ref: "Number Jones Sr., that's a flag." Jones Sr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr. scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Jones Sr. gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
86%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Jones Sr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.