The Hamstring Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr. will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Jones Sr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
81%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Jones Sr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.