The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UTEP's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Jones Sr. is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
76%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jones Sr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.