The Stuffed Run Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UTEP's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr.'s offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Jones Sr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
77%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Jones Sr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.